Rules
1. Don't talk about Plunger Club.
2. If a person asks for 5 minutes, give them 10.
3. No hitting.
4. You may wear Tennis shoes and Jeans on Friday.
5. Always get extra napkins.
6. Cheat, But don't steal.
7. A fee of $10.00 will be charged to replace a misplaced or lost badge.
8. Don't leave your crayons in the sun.
9. "Don't Visualize"
10. It's not gay if you stop within 9 minutes.
11. No matter how scrumptious, do not lick another persons cake without permission.
12. Volunteering is for suckers!
13. Just because you like something does not mean it isn't nasty.
14. Pecans are nasty.
15. You should use the adjective "crunchy" as often as possible when discussing ants.
16. Do not just start conversations about ants for the above rule
37. Plunger Club is not responsible for the rush to the Moon Decanter.
42. You should bathe 1 hour before you expect to see the Poobah