Top Ten
Top Ten Requests for when I die.
| 10. | No dancing |
| 9. | Hearse and funeral possession will drive at the speed limit. |
| 8. | The lid of my coffin should be made of glass and animatronics installed so it looks like I am banging on the coffin as if I want to be let out. |
| 7. | bury me with my computer. its mine |
| 6. | please remove my two middle fingers and mail one to Allan Powers and the other to any of my former credit card companies. |
| 5. | I want my tombstone to be made out of Lego blocks (not Tyco knockoffs) - the epitaph should read rest in pieces |
| 4. | instead of embalming fluid, please use Hawaiian punch |
| 3. | start a petition to make the day I died a national holiday where you still have to go to work, but you shouldnt be expected to actually do anything. |
| 2. | I am ok with it if anyone wants a Brian "Ham" |
| 1. | If I rise 3 days later, please check to see if I am malevolent (more so than now) before just assuming I am a zombie and shooting me in the head. |
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