There comes a time in every young Poobah’s life when he realizes he must generate a newsletter.  Not just any newsletter, but an entertaining, evocative, insightful newsletter.  Fortunately that time hasn’t come for me yet and I can still put out a crappy boring one.  So here goes...

 

Weekly Plunge  --  Issue #1

Greetings depraved ones!

            I, Your Poobah, would like to welcome you to the (next) First official Newsletter.  I have no idea what the fuck I’m going to put in here.  I do not want this to be a blog. But there really isn’t a hard and fast definition of a blog.  So I asked myself… What would I like to get mailed every week?  Hot girls and funny stuff.  I also wouldn’t mind seeing some cool crap.  Basically a 10-15 minute experience that I enjoy.

 

I pledge to include at least one picture of a hot girl.  Talking about hot girls is nice too, so I’ll put a discussion topic on our boards to discuss why we think she is hot.

 

Funny shit.  Sorry to say this will probably be crap from me. Fortunately I find myself funny.  If you enjoy it… great!  If not, well I really don’t care.

 

Cool shit.  This may be websites, or products for sale I have seen, basically something that will be worth 30-40 seconds of your time.

 

 Hot Girl #1  --  Liv Tyler -- 10 / 10

So lets get started.  This will be our first hot girl.  I am selecting Liv Tyler out of respect for my woman.  She has said she might even switch hit for Liv.  That is a ringing endorsement in my opinion.  Also, she has played an elf (Lord of the Rings for those of you coming out of a 10 year coma).  She will be in a comic book movie.  (Betty Ross – The Incredible Hulk – 2008)
Basically this girl has tapped the nerd market.  She is hot, is willing to dress up like an elf, and has gone far enough for me to “believe” she might like comic books.  I give her a 10 out of 10

Discuss Liv and her ranking here!

 

 

Funny shit. 

Out of Honor of Dave, my trusted companion and myself started doing top 10 lists in college.  As a call back to those days (and the poorly updated lists on the website) I figured a top 10 list would be great for our initial send off.  Thus…

 

Top Ten Things you are thinking while reading this newsletter.
10.  Wait, wasn’t it like 7 years ago when I signed up for this?
9.  I think we should have recipes and craft projects in this!
8.  I wish he had put more pics of Liv and less of this ‘list’ crap
7.  I wonder if I am the only one getting this newsletter?
6.  I bet if I forward this newsletter to 10 people I will get a free computer.
5.  I wish I had a cool title like ‘Poobah’
4.  I hope there is a way to be taken off the newsletter mailing list.
3.  I feel weird reading Poobah’s writing without wearing pants.
2.  I wonder if Poobah was wearing pants when he wrote this.
1.  I bet we don’t see another one of these.

 

Shameless Promotion!

Ok, Since the First Rule of Plunger Club is Don’t Talk About Plunger Club, word of mouth may not exactly skyrocket our membership.  If you have any ideas, please let your Poobah know.  Until then we have a few ideas and need help.  First we would like to get some customized Urinal cakes that say “Plungerclub.com.”  However, we have yet to find any place that custom makes Urinal Cakes. (imagine that?)  So any knowledge you can garner in that area will net you some MAJOR points.

Things you can do to help.

 

Cool Shit

Chain mail T-Shirt

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9080/

How cool is this?  I'd like a chain mail T-Shirt.  Granted I wouldn't pay a hundred bucks for it, but I have to admit I would like one.

I would like it even more if the Poobah's grand belly wouldn't make me look like a metal apple.

USB Coke Chiller

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/957e/

I think this would be a great think to have.  It keeps your drink cold--or chills a hot one down.  Wish it was faster, but hell It would be nice.

 

Odds N Ends

            While I expect everyone getting this is approximately as lazy as myself.  If anyone wants to offer up weekly or monthly contributions to this or the website please email me.  I do not want to write this thing by myself.  I want some help.  Think you’re funny?  So write an article and send it to me.  No real guidelines, but keep in mind I’m not sending out novels, and if it isn’t funny or interesting in the first paragraph I ain’t reading a second paragraph and neither is anyone else.  If you can’t take criticism, don’t submit anything.

If you received this newsletter by mistake, or you no longer wish to receive all news that is plunger, please email Poobah@plungerclub.com with the subject line reading “UNSUBSCRIBE” and you will be removed from future mailing lists (eventually).