Weekly Plunge -- Issue #7
Greetings fellow naughty list'rs!
Welcome to our GALA Christmas Issue! What makes it Gala? Well the background is green. I have most of the Christmas colors. Hmmmm, maybe it isn't as Gala as I thought. Oh well, who the fuck are you to judge me!?!
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Zooey Deschannel 7 / 10 |
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Zooey
is the hot girl from elf. I was surprised at all the other stuff she
was in. Quite impressive really, but even so, I remember her from
ELF. Hence she gets the Christmas issue!
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 I am going to give Zooey a 7. If nudity ever comes into play she may bump up a bit. She earned an eight from elf, but hasn't been as hot since. Maybe I just like green spandex. |
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Stocking Stuffer Funnies - Small short bits, but nothing any good
What do you tell Blind Kids to keep them from masturbating?
Eating dinner with the parents at Pizza Hut and my mother throws out this question. “Can I get the personal pan Pizza, but with thin crust?”
Skippy's List <clickie clickie>
A guy I work with ordered a “Learn Spanish” intro CD and said “Gee this is more complicated than I thought.” My response was “It’s like they have a word for everything” |
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Bacon is truly the greatest gift of all. Here are two of the most awesome things I have found in the Bacon-related category. I highly recommend both of these without ever having sampled either. |
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Merry Christmas. Thank God and Jesus that it is over. Also...
Why the Fuck don't I have a monkey?
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Hot
Girl #7
