Ruling Council

Grand Poobah

I am the Alpha and the Omega.  I also claim Pi.  I am the reason you are clicking around here.  I apologize that you can't see my tiny derby hat, as it really demonstrates my aura of dignity and power.

Butternuts

Butternuts is one of the founding members.  He is our man-at-arms.  A steel bat named "Witness Womper" has made him a man to fear.

KODV

The Keeper of DVoid is the true source of all technical knowledge in Plunger Club.  His mind can process up to 8 equations simultaneously giving him near limitless power.  He has to dress like this or women would never leave him alone.

Pelkinator

Pelkinator is our robot henchman.  His Kung-fu is strong, but his primary weapon is Level 8 cuteness.  Fear the tongue!

Arch Bishop Benny

Our spiritual guide through all things mystical.  He has an innate ability to make you feel close to him even from the first time you meet him.  Maybe it's the garlic he packs to ward off vampires, warlocks, and the Swedish.

Jamesreich

Jamesreich has the dubious honor of being the first to submit a picture of himself with a plunger. So he gets to be an officer.  Jamesreich has been quoted many times saying "Fuck the rest of you, I got a picture with a plunger!"  Fuck them indeed Jamesreich.  Fuck them.

Others pending...